Castrovalva→The Name of the Doctor
we were in the car and my dad was all like “if all the other kids jumped off a bridge would you” and I was like “yeah cause there’d be a huge pile of bodies to land on” and he starting choking and almost swerved off the road
the funniest part of macbeth is when the soldiers all cut a branch off a tree to hold in front of them while they march toward’s macbeth’s castle in hopes that he will somehow think they are all trees and not an army
the second best part is that it actually works
really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat
When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth. [x]
HOW DO YOU START A RELATIONSHIP?
DO YOU WALK UP TO SOMEONE AND SAY I SHIP US?
HOW DO I FUNCTION IN SOCIETY
I WOULD IMMEDIATELY DATE SOMEONE IF THEY SAID ‘I SHIP US’